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PHOTOS: ŠŌŹÓ½ē“«Ć½ ā€˜spider houseā€™ scares up fun in Cloverdale

Kevin and Traci Penner are responsible for what may well be the largest spider youā€™ll see anywhere

What a wicked web they weave. Wicked, as in cool. And icky.

Kevin and Traci Penner are responsible for what may well be the largest spider youā€™ll see anywhere. Itā€™s suspended in a massive web in front of the house the couple bought in Cloverdale in 1984, at 6223 184th Street.

Kevin, 62, made his creepy crawly masterpiece from scratch.

ā€œItā€™s all scrap material and salvaged material that Iā€™ve come across, and sort of built onto it year after year.ā€

The autumn weather appears to be arachnophobic ā€“ the wind storms have not been kind.

ā€œIā€™ve put it up three times this year now,ā€ Kevin says of his macabre Halloween display. ā€œIt tears it apart. The web is a backing rod, the foam rod that they put between concrete slabs when theyā€™re building, so itā€™s not terribly strong. Itā€™s a lot stronger than youā€™d think, but the wind does take a toll on it.ā€

People are always dropping by, snapping photos. The giant spider display lights up at night, with fluid traveling up a cable to the big black bugā€™s mouth-parts, like itā€™s sucking the juices out of its victim.

By day, Kevin works at a testing lab for building products while wife Traci, 57, runs a geocaching business out of their home. They also run a Scouts group in Cloverdale.

Their Halloween display also features a cemetery, a skeleton lounging in a tree, a big dangly bat, skull heads and more.

ā€œThe graveyard is fun,ā€ Traci says.

She bought the bat in Gastown, and recalls getting some quizzical stares from people as she cradled the furry thing in her arms downtown.

ā€œThe spider house is what weā€™re referred to,ā€ Traci says. ā€œAnd because itā€™s old and set back, at other times of the year itā€™s a ā€˜haunted house.ā€™ā€

Why do they do it?

ā€œBecause heā€™s crazy,ā€ Traci chuckles.

ā€œItā€™s fun,ā€ Kevin replies.

Interestingly, Traci admits sheā€™s ā€œterrifiedā€ of spiders.

ā€œThe big hairy ones that wear the army boots. The roof up inside the porch, thereā€™s a big one that lives there. Iā€™ll leave him there because heā€™s eating bugs. I respect them, what they do. But heā€™s only there this time of the year. When itā€™s colder heā€™ll move into the house, Iā€™m sure.ā€

ā€œThe basement is giant hairy spiders, so I donā€™t go in the basement.ā€

When the eight-legged star of their Halloween display ā€“ itā€™s probably about nine feet long, or more ā€“ is not scaring the pants off of passersby, Kevin folds it up and stores it between the washer and dryer in their basement, until the next Halloween.

ā€œHeā€™s stores it beside the washer and the dryer, so I donā€™t wear my glasses when I go into the basement,ā€ Traci says.

Sheā€™s pretty sure there are no other spiders of like size down there.

ā€œIf there are, I donā€™t want to know about them.ā€

And we had to ask, does their giant display spider have a name?

Kevin and Traci look at one another. Nope.

±į³¾³¾ā€¦

How about, ā€œScary Gary?ā€



tom.zytaruk@surreynowleader.com

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